Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Happy 69th Chuck!

Today is Chuck Norris' 69th birthday! Did you know that he didn't start martial arts until he was in the military? After leaving the military he began to fight professionally and retired with a record of 183-10-2. He then was convinced to get into acting and quickly became a popular action star. My favorite role of his was Cordell Walker in the long running series "Walker, Texas Ranger". 

In the past few years he has become an internet celebrity based on his phenomenal super-human strength. So, today we celebrate his birthday and to do that, I thought I'd post my favorite "Chuck Norris-isms"

  • Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever.
  • When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
  • There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.


Mark and Callie said...

Ok, so I LOVE Chuck Norris jokes. Here is one i heard lately.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.

Also, my brother in law just got back from serving in Iraq. If you care to read his funny Chuck Norris experience over there, go here:


(if you are a geek and love these jokes as much as me, you can text cnj to chacha and they will send you a chuck norris joke!)

and one last thing, if you have not done this you need to. go to google.com and type in "find chuck norris" and click on I'M FEELING LUCKY.

Eliza said...

You are the funniest person I know!

Dave Allbee said...

My favorite one is "Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land."

Jerilyn said...

Thats so funny, My brother and I have an inside joke, where we randomly text eachother a new "Chuck Norris-ism"...we've been doing it for several months, and I have to say it never gets old. :)

(I didn't know he was 69 though! Wow)

Joby, Julie, and Cru said...

Chuck norris will seem humorously amateur to me after I read this book.

Soon there will be julie archerisms

Julie archer is invisible to the naked eye or any eye