I love calling my dear friend _______, complaining about my love life and having her so sweetly remind me that at my age she was dating a drug dealer and was working on a cruise ship. She's now married to her soulmate with one of the most adorable babies I've ever met. Yeah, no more complaining for me!
Thanks for the reminder, you are the best! I can't wait to see you guys!
( I get first dibs on babysitting, I'll wrestle your mom for it)
(I left her name out because I'm not sure she wants EVERYONE to know she used to date a drug dealer)