This is a real, true, serious ad on Craigslist. I have little to no words on this one. I wish I were kidding. Enjoy.
Here's the TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY on the ring:
Years ago, I was a bright-eyed Ivy Leaguer dating a high school buddy from my home town. We were 1700 miles apart, I was surrounded by buff, Adonis-like prep school hotties (Think "Gossip Girl"), but no, I had committed myself to the hometown sweetie. Whom I once picked on in 6th grade and called "Lassie" because he followed me everywhere, but hey, we had matured...
When I came down to visit him one holiday break my junior year, we went shopping near his college. He rather informally and unethusiastically asked if I'd like to get engaged. In my youthful naivete, I decided to pass up free booty all over the place. I later find out he's getting his groove thang on back home. Hell no. I dumped his @$$ and kept the hardware.
I finished Princeton and moved out West with the bling-bling
I thought I lost the ring years ago, but managed to find it about two months ago hidden in a silk purse in one of my handbags. I replaced it with some kickass wedding jewelry from my awesome husband, so I have no need for it. I am selling it to get a Mayan jaguar goddess tattooed on my back. Yeah- it's going to be so friggin' sweet- and expensive. My tattoo appointment is Valentine's Day so I will consider best offers before Feb 14.
***This is Rachel speaking now....I really hope she gets her friggin' sweet Mayan jaguar goddess tattoo! I wonder if I can track her down somehow and get her to send me a picture, hmmm....