2008 Wrap Up

Don't worry, this won't be long. I know I have had an eventful year but now it all feels so routine that I feel like it has actually been quite boring. And away we go....

• Went to Washington, D.C for about 7 weeks to learn more about ASL interpreting and to have an adventure
• Got a part time teaching job at American Fork High School
• Was offered and accepted a faculty position at UVU
• Saw lots of friends get married and have babies
• Made some pretty important life decisions
• Spent much of the Fall semester trying to not pull my hair out with all the new responsibilities 
• Made and lost a few friends
• Regained those friends I lost
• Strengthened my testimony of my Heavenly Father and my Savior...this was the best part

2008 was a good year, but I think 2009 will be MY year!  Have a happy and safe New Years, I love you very much and am grateful for your friendship!

Brand New Blog

For quite a few years I have harbored a burning desire to be a film critic.  I love, love, love movies and I watch a lot of them.  I'm no expert by any means but I think I watch them very critically but not as critically as annoying real-life critics.  So I'm trying out a new blog!  Click here for my amateur attempt at my dream job.  Any new (or old) movies I watch I'll post my opinion and give it a grade.  If you want me to test out any new or old movie before you see it, let me know.  I seriously love movies.  Promise.

No Excuse! - 2

Jordan: "How fast does hair grow?"

Rachel: "I don't know"

Jordan: "I've heard it's like an inch a month"

Rachel: "I've heard something like that. It sounds right, that's 6 inches a year"

Jordan: "Six inches? Um....."

Rachel: No reply.  Dead of embarrassment.  Writing this post from the afterlife.

One More Week!

I planned on going back to Orem yesterday afternoon but I have been snowed in! I wanted to leave before it got dark yesterday but it was snowing. In Logan if it is snowing it means you better not try to make it through Sardine Canyon...you will lose. So I decided to leave after church today. It started snowing while I was helping my mom in Primary! Sigh. I must leave tomorrow! I love being with my fam but I need to get back because....

A new semester starts in a week! I'm not ready at all! I haven't even started any of the syllabi (plural of syllabus y'all) for the 3 classes I'm teaching and writing a syllabus, making a schedule, coming up with lesson plans, etc takes SO MUCH work! I am very excited though! I get to teach 2 interpreting classes and I think I am really going to love it. That doesn't mean I don't need your prayers....I need those the most!

I'm feeling very optimistic about this next semester, I think there are good things in store for me. It's just a feeling (which have been totally wrong before) but I'm going with it!

Good luck to all of you still in school! You'll make it!

No Excuse!

The setting: The Johnson Family table on Christmas night

The scene: Playing a card game called Five Crowns

Dad: "Woo Hoo! On that last round I went from last to third"

Rachel: "There's only four of us, big deal"

(crickets)

Taylor: "There's five of us"

Too Much...

When I got to my parents house late Christmas Eve I was told that my brother's girlfriend's brother was killed that afternoon in a snowmobiling accident. We just love their family and so it is a really tragic thing, especially the day before Christmas. She found out while she was at our house and has been in a state of shock ever since. She is questioning why this would happen to her family and is really mad at God. We have no idea what to do. This is the fourth death I've been tied to since the semester began and it never gets easier and you still never know how to comfort those who need it.With the death, Christmas, family, etc, I have been thinking about my future a lot. It seems like that is the big question now, "Rachel, what are you going to do after you graduate?" I have no idea. Having ideas and having concrete plans are very different. My dad wants me to stay in Utah and buy a house....I don't think I'm ready for that. On the other hand, I don't know what I'm ready for...other than a social life.

Merry Christmas!

I think that as of right now, 1am Christmas morning, I may be in the Christmas spirit. As mentioned before, I have kind of been resisting it. I have in fact been a Grinch! (I chose this picture because his hands are on his hips, like I do when I'm being sassy) (everyday!)Friends have been great about being bright and cheery but I think something I'm really struggling with is all the commercialization. I think it is truly disgusting how crazy people get about all this. I hate to sound like a Bishop, but what about the real meaning of Christmas? I am so grateful for a Savior whose birth we celebrate this time of year. I reflect everyday on His sacrifice for me and for all of us. I try to be selfless like Him but I know I fail miserably and am therefore thankful for His grace. I'm grateful to a loving Heavenly Father who sent Him to fulfill the plan and save us all, if we will only accept it.

I think the big turn around I have felt regarding Christmas this year came today because of my opportunity to be with my family. They are my favorite people on Earth, I don't have to impress them or look nice for them, they love me for me. I am so full right now of love and joy for all the blessings my family and I enjoy. I hope that you feel the same and that you are able to be with someone you love on this Christmas day.

God bless.

Not for the Sober

After a lovely wedding reception last night I went to Applebees to eat some half priced appetizers and enjoy some more lovely company.  It ended up being karaoke night, apparently it is every Tuesday.  At first I was a bit annoyed but it was really fun!  The picture below is how drunk people do karaoke and let's face it, karaoke is for them and them only.

I know the guy who was running the show, he is also an interpreter.  Just to be funny I signed to him "I want to trick my friend, can you announce his name?"  So, it went something like this, "Up next we have our first ambush karaoke!  Singing for us will be Jordan Barton!"  

The freaking out and refusal ensued.  It was hilarious!  Until the DJ actually got people chanting his name and pounding the tables.  Yikes.  I was not expecting that!  Just a name announcement, that's all I asked for!  He was pulled onstage by a table partner (Par)....

....and together they sang "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer".  It was awful, Par is from France and had never sang the song before and I'm pretty sure Jordan needed his glasses.  BUT, the little dance he kept doing made up for messing up the words.

Jordan, thanks for being such a good sport about it.  Please don't feel like you need to get revenge or anything, that's just not necessary, because while you may have resisted, it still ended up being something really great.  Right?  (I'm trying real hard here to convince you to not get me back in any way!)  Merry Christmas!

Vain? Me?

Check out my darling shoes! I was accused of being vain today because I enjoy lovely things. I say, I think not! I got an amazing deal on these, I literally could not pass them up!  These gems cost me $5.68....go ahead and tell me I should have left them at the store, I dare you!  (In all fairness I think I labeled myself as being vain first, but it was quickly supported) I have a semi disturbing story to go along with these shoes.  As we were looking at the selection some old lady was trying these on.  She asked me and Eliza which ones we preferred, blah, blah, blah.  She then said, "Other than lingerie I don't know what I would wear these with!"  Pardon?  How about all black?  

I also went and saw "Ghost Town" this evening with a group of attractive people, it was great!  I highly recommend it.  Ricky Gervais is a genius, he plays a really awful guy in it, and he plays it well.  If possible, try to sit next to a future dentist like I did, I makes the movie so much funnier!

Rachel = Awesome

I have once again been informed that I should make my blog awesome because it is being closely monitored. Intimidating? A little. Flattering? Could be.

It depends on the day. Sometimes I feel like this chihuahua and sometimes I feel like the lady balancing precariously on that itty bitty chair.

Have a fantastic week everyone!

Will You _______ Me?

Ok, I may get a lot of flack for this one, but I think it is something really important and isn't discussed enough. I am Mormon, duh, and I remember when the Church could pride itself on having a super low divorce rate. Especially when compared with the national average. But, times have changed. Our divorce rate is nearing the national average even though a big focus within our church is family, communication and love. How is this all changing? I have a theory so please indulge me.....
I personally know at least 10 people my age or younger who have already been married and divorced once. Think about people you know, how many have already done the wedding/divorce thing? What are common themes? Ones I have noticed are: getting married right off a mission, getting married very young and having very short courtships/engagements.

On the flip side I also know a few couples who have done one or all of those things and are still married (and I am thrilled for them) BUT when comparing divorces, the facts speak for themselves. So, if you're reading this and you think I think your marriage is doomed, I definitely don't. I just wish more people would wait just a little bit longer and really think about what eternity really means.

In August the Church magazine, the Ensign, focused on "older" unmarried members of the Church.  They encouraged this group to continue improving themselves with additional schooling, service, etc.  Funny thing about this is the more girls "improve" themselves, the more Mormon boys around this area tend to get intimidated.  Funny.  While I can appreciate the message of hope the Church released, I would really appreciate if they would address the problem of this super young, already divorced group.  I have been a member my entire life and I only remember two older, established couples divorcing but can easily come up with 10 or more younger couples.  I think that's a problem that they should address.  

Last night I met a guy who has been off his mission for about two months and has already gone on a ton of dates.  I asked him if he was actively trying to get married and he said yes, he was.  I asked why he wanted to get married so bad...was it pressure from his mission, parents, something he really wanted?  He said yes, all of the above.  When I asked him why he really wanted to get married he said it's because we're supposed to.  Yikes.  

I hope this doesn't offend anyone, if it does then please prove me wrong and have a wonderful and successful marriage.  Anyone else remember when they would discuss our divorce rates in comparison with the national?  Let's get them talking about it again in a positive light.  I want to see that divorce rate change, if it changes, I can stop theorizing and continue "improving" myself  :)

I'm grateful for the opportunity we have for eternal marriage.  

Snippets of "The Letter"

Eliza suggested I post a bunch of highlights from the missionary letter I found.  Here they are...I can't wait to hear what you think!

• Even though we are ten thousand miles apart, we are still getting through the next two years together!  We'll share each other's trials, bear one another's burdens and mourn and comfort each other.
• Thanks for the list of names! I can't wait to figure out and finalize each childs name.  Basically, we are having LOTS of kids.  I can't wait!
• Oh, I could go on for hours like this.  I've written too much.  Can you feel my passion?  (He was talking about politics, not their kids names)
• Do you ever learn about someone in history you can't help but feel a special connection with?  I think if we only lived at the same time we would be best friends - our minds are so compatible.  We understand each other! (talking about Jacob from the Book of Mormon)
• You are asking if I really want you?  You know I'm not stuck with you.  Couldn't a great guy like me get any other date?  I'll remind you again and I'll remind you a thousand times everyday - I LOVE YOU!  Yes YOU!
• Next, I've heard it's a good idea to put toilet paper with your food storage.  Most people don't think of it but when disaster strikes, it'll be a disaster!  Just a thought.
• By the way, I ate a strawberry shake before I licked the stamp.  Can you smell it?  he! he! I love you!
• I dream of you every night! I can't wait to be with you forever!
• As a flower is to a bee, as water is to a brooklet, as the sunlight is to a tree, as the muse is to the poet, you are to me.  You are my honey, my living water of peace and passion, my light and my life, my inspiration and meaning.
• Just look forward to that day when your prince will come rescue you and make you a Queen! 

Your thoughts???

Worst Day of My Life

Need I say more? My boyfriend is sneaking around on me!

I can still be grateful to be done with my finals though  :)

Ethical Dilemna

I found a letter in the parking lot at school the other day and I noticed it was mailed from Australia.  Upon further inspection I saw that it was sent by an elder to a girl here in Orem.  (so excited about this find!!!!)  I was planning on delivering the letter to the girl without reading it but tonight Eliza found it in my car and decided to read it (I'm blaming her entirely, even though I didn't protest very much).  It ended up being the most hysterical "missionary to lady love" letter ever written, I can almost guarantee it!  

Here comes the dilemna....do I copy it (and post it on my blog) or just return it to the girl without making any copy?  I'm excited to make her day, I'm sure she's devastated she lost it.  Let me know what you think!

I'm grateful that the sun came out today to melt a bit of the snow that fell last night.  I guess I should be grateful for the snow because it eventually becomes moisture for the ground but I hate living in it!  Merry Christmas everyone!

Here I Go Again...

On DVD this Tuesday!  Any of you girls out there want to have a "No Boys Allowed" night?

Goals, NOT Resolutions

I know with the new year fast approaching we all start of thinking of what worked and what didn't for the year.  I think about these things constantly because I'm pretty sure I will never find myself to be good enough (no comments about that statement please).  So, here is my list of ongoing goals:

1. To actually make use of my Rec Center pass

2. To be a better friend and person

3. To be a more effective and concerned teacher

4. To actually come to a decision about my future

5. To stay organized this next semester

6. To learn more about real love

7. To improve whatever talents I may possess

8. To mend relationships and right my wrongs

9. To be more proactive about interpreting

10. To figure out how to return the light to my eyes

This list is far from over and I'm definitely taking suggestions for any additions.  So I guess I'm grateful for everyday that I wake up and get to work on this list.  I only hope that I can be more diligent than I have been.  Good luck with your own goals/resolutions!

School's Out

Fall 2008 semester is officially over! I am so happy about this, even though I still have a lot to do for it. I still need to do 3 finals and grade about a bazillion papers/videos/tests for my students. But I stand by my statement, Fall 2008 semester is officially over!I only have one more semester left before I graduate and it is the greatest feeling ever!  Although I fully expect to have a mental and physical breakdown before I actually complete the semester.  I have 21 credits left to graduate so I'll be doing them all next semester.  So, my schedule is this: teaching every morning at AFHS, teaching 3 classes at UVU, supervising the mentors in the ACIPP and taking 7 classes toward my degree.  Yikes, please keep me in your prayers.

Even though I will be incredibly busy next semester I plan on doing my best to be more social.  I was not very diligent this semester about having a social life and it was pretty lonely.  

I'm grateful for you.

Ew, gross

I gave a final tonight and one of my students picked her nose throughout the whole thing.

Ew, gross.

I am so grateful for the opportunity I have had to teach at UVU this semester, it has been a truly amazing experience.  My favorite part has been the relationships I have gained with my students.  They are incredible people and I am so lucky to have been able to share my knowledge and experiences with them.

Happy Anniversary!

Woo hoo! Today is the 30th wedding anniversary of my two favorite people! I don't have any pictures of them together on my laptop so I had to post them individually. SO sad, but they are amazing separately and even better together.

I am so grateful that Heavenly Father decided to send me to these guys. I couldn't have been more lucky when it came to my parents! I have learned so much from them and continue to be amazed at how much more they have to teach me. They are the coolest parents alive for so many reasons and I need to be better about telling them this. 

Thanks mom and dad for everything. I'll explain what everything is when you get my present, for now, thanks a million. I love you! 

"Yesterday, December 7, 1941—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan......As commander in chief of the Army and Navy I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense. But always will our whole nation remember the character of the onslaught against us. . ."  - Franklin Delano Roosevelt

I am extra grateful today for our armed forces. I am proud of my strong military heritage and the love I feel for this country.

God Bless America!

Testimony

Today in Sacrament Meeting a boy was up sharing and he started it with saying, "I didn't grow up here, I didn't grow up in the Jello Belt". Ha ha! I love it! I hope this makes sense to everyone enjoying my blog, a few people at church seemed a little confused at this.

I'm grateful for people sharing their testimonies, it takes some guts.  I hope you have a wonderful week, I will!  Tomorrow is the beginning of the last week of the semester!

Dedicated to Dad

I found this picture and I love it! My dad is a card carrying member of the NRA so I thought I'd dedicate this one to him, love you dada!

I'm grateful for our rights even though they are often misinterpreted and under attack.  

Hair Don't

Attention Utah ladies - weaves, extensions, etc should be discrete.

No one wants to see this.

Thanks.

He's the Man

Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you.

Dr. Seuss

I'm grateful for being me.  Sometimes I don't like me but then I remember who I am, where I came from and where I'm going.  It's a lot to be grateful for.

Why is it...

• that I find this guy more romantic than the most of the guys I've dated?
• that I cried while watching a cartoon about robots that takes place 700 years in the future?
• that I think we could all learn to be a bit more loving and sensitive from Wall-E?

I'm so grateful for my many different jobs.  Not just the ones I get paid for either.  I find the ones I do pro-bono to be the most gratifying!  Like when a student sits in my office and cries about life or shares wonderful news and accomplishments with me.  I'm grateful.

You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want.
-Zig Ziglar

I hope I can be the kind of person who is giving other people what they want and what they need.  I am grateful to have people in my life who see that I get what I need.  Thank you for being a blessing in my life and for loving and taking care of me.  Thank you for seeing me through all times, good and bad.  

This quote is very applicable because serving those I love makes me happy and isn't happiness all we could ever want in life?  That's all I want.

My mom has a little embroidered pillow that says, "Friends become our chosen family" and I totally agree with that.  I feel like the luckiest girl on Earth with the amazing people I have in my life, I actually feel badly for people who don't know my friends and aren't in my family.  

I'm a lucky, lucky girl and that is a fact.

See this movie.

If you consider yourself well read, well versed and an overall intelligent person, you need to see this movie.  

I'm grateful for my religion, I often feel like I won the lottery being born into such a blessing.

Stay Away Christmas!

I am dreading the Christmas season. I don't want the decorations, I don't want the presents, I don't want the lights and I definitely don't want any Christmas cheer.I want the Christmas season when I can have a better attitude. I have had such a lousy attitude all semester and I'm scared that it will continue through what should be the happiest time of year. This is a very selfish approach, I'm very aware thank you, and I'm trying to work my way out of it but it's looking a little bleak.

My solution? Other than petitioning for a three month delay of Christmas, I have decided that every blog will end with something I'm grateful for. Maybe expressing my gratitude will help me snap out. I have no idea, but it's worth a try!

I'm grateful for the most amazing family on Earth! Heavenly Father matched us up perfectly!

Word Vomit

Most of the time word vomit is attributed to putting your foot in your mouth over and over again with you being unable to stop. I have lately been listening to the way people talk and when they use their words, I vomit a little. One such vomit inducing word, which really isn't a word, is bestest.  It is not a word.  In fact, as I write this, my computer has highlighted it to let me know that something' not right!

Main Entry: bestest

Part of Speech: adj
Definition: the very best
Example: my bestest friend
Usage: slang; incorrect superlative

The above was taken from dictionary.com...I am shocked and annoyed that it's even on the site. Why list slang and incorrect superlatives?!?! I hear it constantly from my high school students and from people at UVU who have not yet left high school (which is many of them). If you are reading this and are offended, I don't apologize. It's my opinion and I am allowed it. I'm positive that I do things to shock and offend people everyday.

Thank you for reading.

Black Friday

Yep, I went shopping this morning with my mom, brother and little sister, Maria. We got to Shopko right as it was opening because we didn't really need anything, we just wanted the experience. It was mayhem and I think I love it! The adrenaline and the pushing are great for when you have any sort of tension in your life.

We got there technically late but still walked away with everything we had circled in the ad. After that we went to Best Buy and I got season 3 of The Office for $15. It was definitely a successful trip.

After shopping we went to IHOP for a delicious breakfast and then home to sleep for a few more hours. It was wonderful.

I woke up at 1pm and went to lunch with my sisters at 2pm to one of our favorite restaurants, The Bluebird Cafe, up here in Logan. It was delicious and cheap, just how I like my food and my men.

Since I rarely get to spend time with my sisters I let them choose the movie after lunch and they unanimously decided on Twilight. I had kind of decided to boycott because I really couldn't care less about the books, but I'll do anything for my sisters. It was good, not great, but good enough. I wanted to see Bolt, but I will be blessed for my sacrifice.

Black Friday? Nope. Awesome Friday.

First Day

I've decided that I need to be more responsible. I'm some what of an adult so I should start some what acting like one. I think I put on a really good responsible sort of facade but most of the time I feel really immature and unprepared. Today I had to meet a student at my office so I laced up my running shoes, put on some athletic apparel, grabbed my iPod and ran to UVU. You're probably thinking, "Who cares?!?!" Well, I do! I haven't done any running since I was in DC and it was tough but it felt really good.I have decided to improve my eating, exercising and spending habits. I already started on spending and I'm doing much better! Even with Christmas approaching, I have it all budgeted and ready to go. The eating and exercising will prove to be more difficult, especially with winter creeping up on us, but I'm ready for a challenge. The best challenges are the ones against your natural instincts. My natural instincts are as follows:

1. Eat fast food for every meal (I really, truly love it)

2. Never, ever work out. Unless I'm playing volleyball or dancing, then it's acceptable but it doesn't feel like exercise!

3. Spend money everyday. Even if it's just a piece of gum or something I just have this urge.

4. Be SUPER lazy. Watch too much TV, take lots of naps, etc.

If you catch me doing any of these I give you permission to kindly remind me to get off my lazy bum and to do better. Unless I'm shopping with with Kat or Eliza, then none of us have any control and you just need to step back or you'll get creamed. True story.

A Great Way to Get Out of Work

The title is incredibly untrue. Tonight I had my ASL students perform a 4-6 minute story about their lives in front of the class. Everyone was super nervous, especially because I was videotaping. The final girl was about a minute into her story when she fainted! It was scary! I ran to her and she stayed knocked out for another 30 seconds or so and when she came to she started hyperventilating. It was so sad! But again, it was Rachel to the rescue...I'm good in emergency situations if I know the person. Lucky you!

Being a teacher is not good for my nerves. I might want to rethink my future. Maybe be a dental hygienist or a zookeeper. Any suggestions?

Welcome Dallin!

Last week was a big week for babies! First we had Cru Archer and then on the 19th Dallin Roderick Haight was born! He is the son of Kristy and Tom Haight and I couldn't be more thrilled!

Kristy and I go way back and I know that this motherhood thing is going to suit her quite well. From my experience she makes excellent mac and cheese (with ketchup) so she's already half way to giving her kid an awesome childhood! It's tough being so far away when some of your dearest friends are getting on to bigger and better things with their lives but I take a lot of peace from the fact that they have all made excellent choices in baby daddies.

Welcome to the world Dallin! Be good to your momma!

Poor Thanksgiving

This may sound just a little kooky, but I actually feel badly for the Thanksgiving holiday. After Halloween people immediately start thinking about Christmas. They play their music, make their crafts, decorate their homes and completely overlook Thanksgiving until the week of. I think it is sad, I love Thanksgiving. It has always been good to me. For the past few years the kids in my family have the tradition of going to a movie on Thanksgiving day. At the moment we're less than thrilled about the cinematic choices we have but we'll make do.

I'm an impatient lady but I can wait for Christmas, it has never been a big deal for me. I love buying other people presents but I couldn't care less about what I get. So, that being said, I hope we all have a wonderful and safe Thanksgiving!

Benny!

Shanna ever so kindly reminded me that I forgot to add Benny from "The Sandlot" to my list of boys I loved. I am shocked, plain and simple. I loved this guy, I have The Sandlot memorized because of him.My sincerest apologies Benny-Man, I never meant to leave you off my list! Thanks for being one of those guys that us ladies could count on to be awesome, gorgeous and have such a kind heart. I mean, you let the square join your baseball game even though he only had a rubber glove. I love you.

Ugly? Pretty?

Sorry about the poor picture quality but this is what you get! When Kat and I were in Vegas a few weeks ago we went to DSW (Designer Shoe Warehouse) and I found these awful Steve Madden shoes. They only cost $100! Give me a break! I seem to remember Kat kind of liking them...or just liking my super hot legs, I can't remember at this time.

Click on them to enlarge, it's worth it

I think my flip-flopped foot looks pretty dang stumpy, but whatever, all in the name of art.  I can't believe that someone actually designed these, they were approved and actually produced!

To My First Loves....

As a young girl you have dreams of being saved from the awful boredom of your life by Prince Charming. Often times Prince Charming took form in actors from the now defunct T.G.I.F. (thanks ABC, we all loved it while it lasted). This post is a dedication to the special men from my youth who made me dream and hope that someday my very own Uncle Jesse would come.

This is Devon Sawa, my sisters and I would rent the movie Little Giants incessantly and then fight over whose boyfriend he was. I'm the biggest girl out of all of us, but I'm pretty sure he never ended up being mine. You may also recognize him from Casper, which I hated mainly because Christina Ricci's dumb dad ruined everything for him.

Theo Huxtable....dang. I loved him, even when it came out that he had dyslexia. I think it made me love him more. He was just so cool and funny, sigh. The Cosby Show is still totally hilarious but I'll admit sometimes I catch myself watching reruns just for this guy.
I'm going to get in trouble with my sister Meghan for this one. Anyone else remember Sully from Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman? Be still my heart! We (all the girls in my family) LOVED him! He was so brave and wild and we didn't understand the tempestuous relationship he had with Michaela Quinn but we wanted it to work SO badly! I normally like the clean cut look but for Sully, I'll make an exception!
Need I really explain this one? Who didn't love JTT? Even at 13 this kid had it going on! I hated the show Home Improvement but would still watch it just to be able to stare at him a little bit every week. What ever happened to him? Is he still single? While I'm in LA stalking Jim Halpert maybe I'll swing by JTT's place and make sure everything is going alright.
I don't care what anyone else says, Christian Bale has been mine since Newsies! Yum. Luckily, my sister liked Spot Collins (leader of the Brooklyn gang) better so there wasn't a ton of fighting over Christian. I'm completely creatively blocked right now because I'm missing the perfect words to describe my love. Christian, I know you read my blog religiously so for whatever reason you're holding back, I'm ready. Come get me!
Remember Cody from Step by Step?!? He was a total idiot on the show but also totally hot, so really it all balances out! In the show he had a crush on his step cousin and she never liked him back and I remember thinking that she was the biggest moron this world had ever produced. Hey, when you're 12, looks are the ONLY thing that matter!
Zack Morris....what do I say about him? He was the first love of many girls in my generation despite his tight jeans and giant cell phone. When Kelly dumped him for the manager of The Maxx I desperately wanted to be the one to console him. When they got married in Vegas I wanted to scratch her face off. Zack Morris was probably on more games of M.A.S.H. than any other teen heartthrob and for good reason!
For me, this is saving the best for last. Uncle Jesse from Full House was the first man I had a crush on as a little girl. Even when he had the mullet and the Elvis obsession was a bit over the top, my devotion was there. Can I even begin to describe the jealousy I felt toward Aunt Becky? She got to marry him and kiss him! Have mercy!

I'm sure I'm forgetting some but this is just a quick list of the guys who held my heart for many, many years. Unfortunately when you love a TV character, real life boys tend to fall short. At least that is my experience....so far.

I Can't Breathe!

So I'm sitting here messing around on the computer and all of a sudden I am having an asthma attack. Nothing major, I can control it, but it's always a bit scary and it makes me SO tired. I also feel like the biggest nerd on Earth. I feel like the last kid picked for dodgeball whose mom has stitched her inhaler to her gym uniform "just in case".  You can graduate from Junior High but sometimes it doesn't release you from it's grasp.  

Welcome Cru!

I got a text at 6:58am today about the arrival of Cru Coleman Archer!  He is the son and first child of Julie and Joby Archer, two of the coolest people I have ever known.  Cru is destined for the cool kid club with parents like he has!  

I love you guys!  And congratulations Julie on making it through 29 hours of labor...if it were me, Joby would be dead by now.  Thanks for including me on the text message list Joby, I'm honored to be a part of this great day!

I Love My Dad

Today is Veteran's Day and for most people it is an excuse to not go to work. They seem to forget the reason for the holiday which is to honor military veterans of the greatest nation on Earth. I am so proud to call myself the granddaughter and daughter of veterans. They all served proudly and willingly. They went into dangerous situations, were away from their families and missed important events to serve their country. I am so proud of their selfless natures and the fact that despite all they went through, they still have instilled their fierce love and pride of this great country in me and my siblings.  

I took this picture over the summer while I was in Washington DC. I was touring Arlington National Cemetery and was overwhelmed at the spirit I felt. I saw this headstone and immediately thought of my dad, Gary Irvin Johnson. Pretty awesome middle name, right? It is his dad's first name and they both served honorably in the military.  I love my dad and am so impressed by his military career and how he juggled it along with raising our fantastic family.  I am so grateful to my dad because of all he has taught me about life, the gospel and who I am.  I am also supremely grateful for his military service.  In a day and age when my peers mock and degrade our nation, it's leaders and values, I am proud to stand up and defend what we have.  If I didn't, I wouldn't be worthy of a Veterans Day.  

Thank you Dad, Grandpa Johnson and Grandpa Sawyer.  I love you and I love this country, I hope I can make you proud.

Love My Students

Two amazing, blog worthy things were said this morning when I was teaching my high school students. I love them!

Randomly, one of the girls said, "Can I go to your wedding if you ever get married?" Ouch. IF??? Ok, I know it's a longshot if I stick around Utah, but come on! Have a little faith....I'm awesome, someday somebody's going to want me!

One of my other students likened boys to penguins. I mentioned that boys are funny, they normally don't want to be the first from their group of friends to get married. He said that they are like penguins, they will all crowd at the ledge and get close but won't take the leap until another one has either fallen in, jumped or been pushed. I think it's the perfect analogy.

Quirky, Smirky Rachel

Kat's Momma, Linda, tagged me!  I have to tell you about six quirks of mine which is tough because I'm a super quirky person!  Well, here goes....

1. I LOVE spoiling my friends and family!  I pretty much need to be wealthy so that I can lavish amazing gifts on my fabulous friends and family.  It's tough still being a poor student and having the crazy urges I do, I just love taking care of people!

2.  When I drive on the freeway I tap my feet so that they "land" in between the painted lines on the road.  On residential streets I tap them to "land" in line with trees.

3.  On every single flight I have ever taken, I touch both sides of the entry door with my right hand before stepping foot on the plane.   I'm too scared to stop doing it!

4.  I don't eat ice cream unless it has chocolate already in it or can be smothered in chocolate sauce.  I don't think I have ever even tasted strawberry, pistachio or pralines and cream.  Yuck.

5.  I make "to do" lists everyday, but I'm pretty sure I have never completely crossed one off.  The one for this weekend is: clean car and room, do homework for Will's class and Flavia's class, grade a ton of papers, buy black paint, call Tira and hang up pictures in my room.

6.  I have two holes in each ear and I own a bunch of earrings but I never wear them because I have tiny elf-like ears and the tiniest lobes you'll ever encounter.  I like them in theory but not in reality.

THE END

M.A.S.H.

Remember when you were little (or last week) and you didn't want to pay attention in church?  Lots of girls would play M.A.S.H. which is easily one of the greatest time wasting games ever invented.  I'm not sure boys ever played because I'm guessing most boys haven't obsessed about their honeymoons their whole lives.  So, here's my adult version of M.A.S.H.

Honeymoon - French Polynesian cruise.  I have wanted to go on a cruise since I was 8 when my friends mom got remarried, went on a cruise and told me they have 24 hour food.  Sold.  Count me in! 

House - I want one with a wrap around porch, a large kitchen, a giant back yard and for it to be a place where people can come and feel happy and comfortable

Kids - I want either 4 or 6.  Definitely an even number because I really don't like odd numbers.  I used to want 8 because it was a volleyball team with 2 subs.  Now, not so much.

Car - My dream car is a Jaguar.  I know, it's your rich 84 year old grandma's car.  Maybe I'm your 84 year old grandma...ever think about that?!?

Job - For a very, very long time I have wanted to be a film critic.  I love my current job but anyone who knows me, knows how much I love movies and I watch kinda artsy ones sometimes.  I think I would be good at it!  Two problems: I wouldn't want to watch all the dirty ones and nowadays anyone who has a blog can be a critic, those jobs aren't readily available.  

Husband - I don't have a specific person in mind.  When I was younger it would have been Jonathan Taylor Thomas, am I right ladies?!?  Now I just want someone who loves me, wants to take care of me and has my best interest at heart....because that is exactly what he'll get from me.  Or Brad Pitt.